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Thanks to Worleygig for turning us onto ‘Don’t Judge My Hair’! Love, love, love all these crazy hairstyles. Hope I don’t see myself in any!
Not exactly sure what purpose these serve, other than making you look like a total douche. I hate briefs! Between you, me and the other 562 unique visitors who waste time reading this blog daily, I can barely tolerate seeing David Beckham and his fine ass in tighty whiteys (I said barely). Tighty whiteys are the underpants of girlfriend-less young dudes and married men who just don’t care anymore about impressing the wife. OK, OK it’s a novelty, I get it. And the quirky DIY commercial for the product is entertaining to watch. So without further ado we present, Handerpants, ladies and gentleman, the underpants for your hands.
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Was sitting with my friend Shannon working on our computers when her husband called and said he had heard Micheal Jackson died. We immediately flipped on the news and saw for ourselves. Being a child of the 80′s I remember when Thriller came out. Our math teacher made a deal with us-if we all did good on a test he would let us watch the full length video as a reward. When i remember Micheal Jackson, I think of him as the picture you see above. I was never convinced that the guy who wrote PYT, Billie Jean, Thriller was the same weird looking dude we saw shuffling into court in his pajamas. I love to sing along to his old songs but always had an issue with his charges of sexual molestation against children. And it will be interesting to see what lies ahead for his children. It’s kind of sad to lose a legend from your own generation but too be honest I have been mourning the death of the old Micheal Jackson for a long time.
My new favorite blog! Awkward Family Photos showcases every family’s embarrassing moments. Here are some beauties.

Entitled, “Mommy the Pooh”

Sooooo much wrong with this photo.

Meet the Butt Rockers.

My friend Emmy and I have been “working” from my apartment this week. Emmy is newly unemployed and is missing what I like to call the “coworker experience”. I discovered I also miss that experience and I get a lot more done when I have a friend to hang out with in my home “office”. Emme has started to call us the Micheal Scott Paper Company (if you are an Office fan you know what we are referring to if not catch up here) because of our goofy antics and questionable work ethic. We also take long breaks (Emmy refers to these moments as our Cafe Disco time) and make pancakes (not paper shaped). We have also succumbed to a nap or two during the work day (ok just once but we’ve only been doing it for a week). We have yet to make a delivery (again an Office reference) but we think with enough work (no naps) we may be able to pull a client or two from the competition. We’ll keep you posted!

A couple days ago I found three Chinese coins tied together with a red ribbon. The coins were sitting at the bottom of my apartment steps; tenants of my building usually leave items they no longer want there. Having read a book or two about Feng Shui, I knew the coins held some meaning so I scooped them up, thinking I would research them later. Today, I looked up the significance of the three coins with red ribbon, here is what I found:
Three old-style Chinese coins tied together with red ribbon activate the essence of good fortune. Keep these coins in each purse you own. It symbolizes a continuous source of income for an individual.
Awesome! Just what I need, wealth and luck
Also lucky is giving these coins as a gift. So thanks to whoever left them there for me to pick up. Share the wealth baby!

Was walking home from a sunny day in Chinatown and saw this pink unicorn in atop a mound of junk. It was so odd and out of place, I had to take a picture of it. It kind of looks like a hippo. Can hippos be unicorns?