Squeeze Swine
First I have to say, I love the Swedish. Sweden has given us many wonderful things: Ikea, meatballs and my very sweet and sassy niece! But any American who has had the pleasure of visiting Sweden will surely tell you, they have some f***** up food stuffs. Need proof? Check out this bottle of squeezable bacon.

The website says it’s made of 100% rendered bacon but we’re not convinced. Interestingly enough, it’s bottled in Sweden from U.S. bred swine. It’s rumored that IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad loves the stuff and travels with a case at all times.
So if you’re craving that bacon taste but don’t want to fuss with all that cooking and such, just squeeze a strip of bacon! If you’d like to try Squeez bacon youcan pick up a bottle at Think Geek.

